Tiger's Caddie Steve Williams tells all

Tiger’s Caddie Steve Williams tells all

When not playing traffic cop for Tiger Woods, Williams tends to business on his New Zealand farm.
Alistair Guthrie

In the climactic moments of the 2000 PGA Championship, Steve
Williams did something unusual. He lied to Tiger Woods. As Woods stood in the fairway
of the 71st hole at Valhalla Golf Club in Kentucky, he was one stroke behind Bob
May, who had clamped down like a Rottweiler on Tiger’s pant leg. Woods needed to
birdie 17. His third straight major and the Tiger Slam hung in the balance.

“What do we got, Stevie?”

Williams had calculated 95 yards to the flag. But he didn’t tell his boss that.

“Ninety yards,” Williams said. “Lob wedge.”

Woods hit it to inside two feet and went on to win the three-hole playoff.

Williams says he occasionally “adjusted” yardages for Tiger’s own good. “Before he started
working with Hank Haney [in 2004], Tiger’s distance control was a problem,” Williams
says. “He had trouble hitting three balls the same distance three times in a row with the same
club. So I would adjust yardages and not tell him. If he had 95 yards, I might tell him 85 yards,
depending on how he was swinging. At Bay Hill one year, I didn’t give him the right yardage
once on Sunday, and he won.” Williams says that giving Tiger incorrect yardages for the better
part of five years was the biggest risk he’s ever taken, because, well, “What if I’m wrong?”

Any caddie can give yardages. When Steve Williams launched
his career 33 years ago, he wanted more. He wanted to reinvent
what a caddie does. “My goal has always been to positively
affect the outcome for my player, to make a real difference and
raise his game,” he says.

Tiger certainly hopes so. In April, Woods and his
reconstructed left knee return to major competition at Augusta
National following a nine-month layoff. This year marks
Williams’ 10th at Tiger’s side. The two are forever linked, but
Woods is one of at least nine major winners the New Zealander
has clubbed for. Love him or hate him, he’s the most successful
caddie in history. He has a record 128 worldwide wins, and
some estimate he’s earned $20 million on Tiger’s bag alone,
which would place him 21st on the Tour’s career money list.
His aggressive style has brought him respect from hard-nosed
players like Woods, Greg Norman and Ray Floyd. (“He’s the only
caddie I ever had who never choked,” Floyd said.) And it has
brought him controversy, Tour fines, and a reputation as a bully.

To which he says: You’ve got me all wrong.

Revheads of all stripes flock to race night at Waikaraka
Family Speedway in Auckland, New Zealand. On a
warm Friday evening in December, beneath the kiteshaped
Southern Cross, the scene is straight out of Mad Max.
Mohawked bikers meander across the pit area next to the
quarter-mile dirt oval. A one-legged mechanic inspects the
muddy track. A 12-year-old girl with a ponytail labors beneath
her father’s Chevy. Among 104 drivers in six car classes is
Williams, 45: jet-setter, multimillionaire, New Zealand’s most
famous sports figure. He’s the one stripping clumps of mud off
the tires of his white GT Mustang with a shovel.

“I live for racing,” Williams says. Wearing a white, flame-retardant
driving suit, he unfurls his 6’3” oak-like frame into a collapsible lawn
chair a few paces from the 535-horsepower No. 21 Mustang he’ll
pilot tonight in the Auckland Saloon Car Championships. “The fun
is trying to control an out-of-control vehicle,” he says.

Scars score his hands. Two etch the base of his left thumb and
little finger. “It’s from a de-gloving,” he casually says of his left pinkie.
That means you crash and your glove comes off, along with a finger
or two. What happened was, he flipped his Mustang, the roof came
off, and the car struck the safety wall. Williams braced his roll cage,
and a metal wire from the wall lopped off his little finger, which was
reattached that day.
He nearly lost his left
thumb in a different
accident. “That’s part
of racing. You will
crash. It’s like golf.
You’ll hit bad shots.”

Williams travels all
over New Zealand to
race during golf’s offseason,
which he says
helps make him a
better caddie. “I don’t
follow golf when I’m
not caddying,” he says. “I don’t know who’s No. 3 on the money list,
who won last week. Couldn’t care less. Why should I? My job is to do
the best I can for Tiger Woods. It’s embarrassing sometimes. I might
not know that the guy Tiger’s playing with won last week. But the
balance keeps me fresh and focused for when I caddie.”

His one complaint about racing? “We call it Tall Poppy
Syndrome,” Williams says. “People take shots at you if have
money or if you’re a celebrity. I get accused of cheating, of having
an illegal car. It really pisses me off. The celebrity in the harsh
spotlight is the last guy who’s gonna cheat.”

Williams so loves racing that in 2003 he proposed to his then
girlfriend Kirsty mid-practice lap, unfurling a banner reading,
“Will You Marry Me?” Upon hearing the story, Woods told him, “I
always thought you were a redneck. Now I know for sure.”

For a champion fast approaching 50, it was a great week.
Five-time British Open winner Peter Thomson finished
third at the 1976 New Zealand Open, with help from a
13-year-old Kiwi caddie who read greens like they had subtitles.
Thomson gave the kid $150, his bag, and some advice: “You have
a future in caddying, but you’re too young. Get an education.”

“That determined my life,” says Williams, whose allowance
at the time was 50 cents per week. “From that moment on, I was
gonna be a caddie, and nothing
was gonna stop me.”

Without telling his parents,
Williams quit school and lied
about his age in order to work
at a butcher’s shop. “When
my father found out, the s—
hit the fan,” he says. “But the
travel money helped me make
my way caddying. I liked golf,
but I loved caddying. I’m not
proud of quitting school, but I
knew what I wanted.”

He wasn’t done fibbing
about his age. After three
years looping in New Zealand
and Australia, Williams got a
phone call from Greg Norman,
who needed a caddie — but not
an underage caddie. Williams, 16, said he was 20 and got the
gig. He was busted two years later when Norman’s wife, Laura,
saw the teenager’s passport. “Greg thought it was hilarious,”
Williams says. They worked together for eight years before
Norman sacked Williams for talking back. Still, the split was
amicable, and Williams caddied for Ray Floyd, among others,
for most of the 1990s.

Then, in March 1999, Williams’ phone rang again. It was
someone claiming to be Tiger Woods. Woods had recently fired
Mike “Fluff” Cowan, and Tiger wanted a veteran caddie who, in
Williams’ words, “could stimulate and extend him.” Thinking
the call was a prank, Williams hung up. Woods called back, and
two weeks later they were a team.

From Thomson to Tiger, players love Williams’ work ethic,
says Peter Fitzgerald, an Irish caddie who took Williams under
his wing in those early years. Most caddies were either lazy,
alcoholics, or lazy alcoholics, Fitzgerald says. “And here’s this
hard-working Kiwi who never drank and is up at dawn. Once
at St. Andrews, they called security to throw him off the course.
They thought he was trespassing. He was on the greens at 5 a.m.
studying the bumps and hollows!”

It was Williams’ toughness that impressed Ian Baker-Finch,
who worked with Williams in the late 1980s before going on to
win the 1991 British Open. “I wasn’t a Norman or a Floyd, but he
made me feel invincible some days, and it came from his tough,
Kiwi attitude,” Baker-Finch says. “It was contagious.”

Williams was shagging balls for the Aussie one day during
the 1987 Spanish Open. Other caddies
would let the balls roll to a stop. Williams
caught them on the fly. “I hit a 7-iron 160
yards that he lost in the sun,” Baker-Finch
recalls, suppressing a laugh. “It whacked
Steve in the face, split his lip open, and
knocked him silly. I half-carried him off
the range to the clubhouse, where a drunk
Spanish doctor stitched him up. The next morning, Steve’s at
the range with a swollen lip, a dead, gray front tooth, and he’s
catching shag balls — on the fly.”

Then there was the sweltering afternoon in Singapore.
Baker-Finch and Williams were walking up a steep fairway at
Singapore Island Country Club when Williams challenged his
boss to a foot race. “Steve had to race while carrying my bag. We
take off full speed in 100-degree heat, and Steve’s losing, so he
starts throwing my clubs out of the bag. There’s a 150-yard-long
trail of clubs behind us.” Who won? “Me — he cheated!”

In 1990, Williams took Mike Clayton’s bag at the Scottish
Open. The Aussie was swinging well but was putting with the
touch of a jackhammer operator. With five holes left in the final
round, Williams had seen enough. “I’m fed up watching you putt,”
he told Clayton. “You’re awful.” Williams grabbed his putter, gave
him a lesson, and Clayton birdied three of
the last five holes.

“As a caddie, you need to know when to
be assertive,” Williams says. “You need to
know when to be blunt, when to make a
joke, when to make your opinion known.
It’s a style that may not work for everyone,
but it works for me and Tiger. The one
thing you never want is to go quiet, because quiet usually means
[you’re] nervous.”

On Sunday at the 2008 U.S. Open, Tiger Woods doublebogeyed
the par-4 first hole for the third time in four days.

“Hey, mate,” Williams needled. “That wasn’t a great start,
was it?”

“F— you,” Woods scowled. “I’m winning this tournament.”

Williams had heard the refrain hundreds of times, dating
back to 2003, when Torrey Pines was awarded the Open. Dubai,
Firestone, Augusta — wherever they played, Tiger was thinking
Torrey: “Stevie, what do you think they’re gonna do with the
pin on six at Torrey?” or “Stevie, I’m winning that tournament. I
don’t give a sh– what you say.”

Williams says, “I’ve never seen anybody — including Tiger —
want to win a tournament as badly as he wanted to win the
2008 U.S. Open.”

Yet a win seemed unlikely late Sunday
afternoon as Woods’ ball sat in the right
rough on the 18th hole. Needing a birdie to
force a playoff with Rocco Mediate, Tiger
had 101 yards to a hole cut four paces over
the front-right bunker. Woods wanted to hit
sand wedge. Williams wanted him to nuke
a 60-degree wedge. Tiger wasn’t sold.

“I can’t hit that club that far,” he said.

“You’re pumped up. You’re in Kikuyu
grass, so it’s gonna jump. I know you can
hit it this distance. Trust me.”

Woods hit the lob wedge to 12 feet and
rolled in the putt, forcing the playoff, which
he won in 19 holes. “I knew how badly
he wanted to win that tournament,” Williams says. Woods was
playing with a torn ligament in his left knee and a double stress
fracture in his left tibia. “He was in so much pain. He would play,
then collapse on his hotel room floor for three hours. That call is
the proudest moment of my career, and the words he said to me
afterwards — which I will never repeat — echo in my head often.”

The 2009 Masters will be Tiger’s first major appearance since
Torrey Pines. “I’ll be honest,” Williams says. “I’m a little nervous.
It’s a major operation. Tiger’s had nine-week breaks for surgery,
but not nine months. I think he and Hank
will find the swing, but it might take time.
But I like what someone else said: You
haven’t operated on his heart or his head,
Tiger’s two best components.”

Williams expects pandemonium when
Woods returns, and he’s ready to resume
his role as the Tour’s resident tyrant.
“People have this image of me as a bully,
but my job is to give Tiger a level playing
field against 150 other players. We have
more photographers and press following
us than anyone. To those who criticize me,
I say come walk with us through practice
rounds, pro-ams, the whole week, and
then tell me I’m a bully.” Williams regrets kicking a photographer’s
lens at the 2004 U.S. Open and tossing a camera into a pond at the
Skins Game. But be warned: If your shutter click-clicks in Tiger’s
backswing, your camera may join Luca Brasi. “Heaven help
anyone who bothers my boss,” Williams says.

His prime directive is to make Tiger’s life easier, an edict Williams
violated in late 2008 when he was quoted as saying that he didn’t
consider Phil Mickelson a great player “because I think he’s a
prick.” Soon after he told a Kiwi newspaper: “I don’t particularly
like the guy myself. He pays me no respect at
all, and hence I don’t pay him any respect.”

Golf’s collective jaw fell like an anvil.
Suddenly, the Garbo of golf was talking more
than Keith Olbermann. Woods diffused the
controversy by saying his caddie’s comments
were wrong but not a fireable offense.
Williams called the media storm “bulls—.”

“I made a mistake in a fun atmosphere,”
Williams says. “It was a joke taken the wrong
way. I was having banter with a writer. I
should not have said it. Tiger was not happy.
I called Phil and spoke to him to clear the air.
He was very sympathetic. He said, ‘Steve,
I totally understand.’ He’s had his own
problems with the media. So the matter is settled.”

Williams’ willingness to talk about the controversy supports
a claim he has long made: There’s no code of silence on Team
Tiger, no mafia-like omertà decreed by Don Woods, at least not
for Williams. “Am I too honest? No, you can’t be too honest. If
you’re honest in everything you say, then you’ve got nothing to
worry about. Honesty is the best policy, and I tell it like it is.”

Williams’ friend Peter Fitzgerald puts it another way. “Steve
has no filter. If he thinks you’re an a–hole, then
you’re an a–hole.”

It’s Friday night at the Speedway, and
the races are over. About 100 fans gather
to watch the top three saloon-car drivers
collect their trophies and thank their crews.
Williams raced hard and finished second out of
14. A minor drama: Officials questioned a highspeed,
arguably reckless maneuver he made
during the race. But after talking with him, there
will be no penalty. The runner-up trophy is his.

He’s now smiling and clicking bottles of beer
with his crew. “It’s not about winning or losing,
it’s about the competition,” he says. “I love it.”

It’s his turn to take the microphone. But the smile is gone,
his tone clipped. He’s still irked about the allegation. Williams
congratulates the winner, then his own crew. Then he says: “I
don’t like the way you run things here. It’s unprofessional, and I
promise you that we will never ever race here again. Good night.”

To the stark silence of 100 onlookers, his shiny second-place
cup in hand, Williams walks out the door with his familiar,
determined, chin-forward walk. He never looks back.