Isleworth Country Club
Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, are the resident royal couple at Florida's most famous community. Like its crosstown rival Lake Nona, Isleworth opened in 1987, but at 63,000 square feet, its clubhouse reigns obscene. Try the Appleby Burger or O'Meara Wrap, named for resident pros Stuart and Mark.
Who's Who Tiger Woods, Ken Griffey Jr., Robert Allenby, John Cook, Scott Hoch, Charles Howell III and Lee Janzen.
How to Get In Pretend you're not awed by Tiger or Shaq. Or find a cure for male-pattern baldness for chrome-domed members Hoch and O'Meara.
What it Costs The initiation fee is $100,000 to join the club, no home required. Annual dues are $24,000.
Lake Nona Golf & Country Club
Many famous foreigners roam Orlando's other top community, which has become a home away from home for Ernie Els and Sergio Garcia. Hoops hero Dr. J, Julius Erving, is also a member.
Who's Who Els, Garcia, Nick Faldo, Retief Goosen, Ian Poulter and Annika Sorenstam.
How to Get In Talk with a funny accent. And don't laugh at the relatively cheap — hey, we said relatively — initiation fee.
What it Costs Getting in costs $65,000 plus tax, although the amount is under review. No lot required for non-resident members. Annual dues are $11,500 plus tax.