Greg Norman came crashing into Switzerland for the Omega European Masters on Tuesday when the wheels on his private jet malfunctioned upon landing in Geneva, according to Golf Digest's Tim Rosaforte. "We were going 60, 70, 80 knots, the wheel went 90 degrees, the nose started kangarooing and stuff in the cabin was going everywhere," Norman told Rosaforte later that day. "All the cabinets in the galley came out. The shaking was pretty violent. Nobody knew what was going on."
That's about the the Aussiest description we've ever heard of a near-death experience. Next time Greg, just take the yacht.