Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Tigerblog_200Somebody left a TV on during Tiger Woods's press conference, without the sound. The monitor, hanging over the left edge of the standing-room only crowd, showed "The View" with Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters and company, and it was hard to say which was more compelling, Woods with the microphone or "The View" without any sound. It's not his fault, though. It's ours, the media's. Woods has been press-conferenced into putty. (Watch the interview on masters.org.) He can meet the press without ever really checking in. We have reached a stalemate. What's needed is a Borat-like character to stand up and deliver a wacky, sidearm foozleball to tickle Tiger's funny bone, a question that comes straight out of left field but doesn't get the questioner kicked out of the ballpark. Consider this an invitation. Anyone? (Photo: Scott A. Miller/Getty Images)

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