“I don't read it. I really don't. I don't even read mine hardly."
--Dustin Johnson on girlfriend Paulina Gretzky’s activity in social media.
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“It feels like Phil never plays away. He always plays at home because it's just the fans are so for him.”
--Hunter Mahan on playing with Phil Mickelson in the final round of the 2013 U.S. Open.
“Tiger is having a real hard time winning the easiest major he is going to win -- No. 15. No. 18 to tie Jack and 19 to beat Jack, those are going to be the hard ones. If he gets that far.”
--Hank Haney on Tiger Woods' struggles at major championships.
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“Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrationally time consuming, the word golf itself can only stand for ‘Get Out, Leave Family.’”
--Jerry Seinfeld in new standup routine on "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon."
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“It hit me really at the U.S. Open that if you're not willing to experience the heartache and heartbreak of losing a major, then you can't really truly play your best stuff and be free enough in the moment to get it done.”
--Justin Rose on what he’s learned from Adam Scott.
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"I did meet Rory McIlroy last year, and Rory offered to get my swing 'sorted' -- which was a polite way of saying, 'Mr. President, you need help.'"
--President Obama in Northern Ireland for the G8 summit.
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“I think we're all pretty much the same. When you start to hit the ball these distances, sometimes you catch it, sometimes you don't.”
--Nicolas Colsaerts on who was the longest driver in his U.S. Open grouping with Bubba Watson and Dustin Johnson.
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“Some people seem to forget that I’m not just Tiger’s girlfriend. I’m actually a successful athlete. I’m Lindsey. I have my own career and my own life.”
--Lindsey Vonn on being overshadowed by new boyfriend Tiger Woods.
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“We’ve been plagued by slow play for years, and it turns out it was a 14-year-old that was the problem. We should be embarrassed by that. I find that appalling that they did that. He was penalized for not knowing how to beat the system, not for slow play.”
--Paul Goydos on Guan Tianlang being penalzed a shot for slow play at the 2013 Masters.
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