Lumpy & sweaty

Golf is not pretty. This one may make you cringe.
Tim Herron, affectionately known as Lumpy, was hitting balls on the range. It’s a hot, humid, summery day here in Florida — mid-80s. His father was standing behind him and watching him hit. That’s when Lumpy stopped, discreetly pulled $100 out of his pocket and told his dad, "Go over to Dick’s and get me some Lycra cycling shorts, would you? This chafing is killing me."
Load up on the talcum powder, too. Been there, Lump Man. It’s brutal.