The Ryder Cup is all about the WAGs (wives and girlfriends). That puts Tiger Woods in an uncomfortable position. Sure, he could go stag to team functions like Hunter Mahan in 2008, but that doesn't feel like Tiger's style. (Plus, Mahan will have a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader on his arm this time.) Here are our suggestions for Ryder Cup dates for Tiger, you know, just in case he asks.
Relationship to Tiger: Both Simpson and Woods denied reports that he gave her a golf lesson, but they probably know each other through Simpson ex Tony Romo, who is a friend of Tiger's.
Pros: She's used to dating famous guys (Romo, John Mayer, ex-husband Nick Lechey). Plus, we know Tiger likes blondes.
Cons: She might ask to sing at team functions.