Best Quotes of Week: Wyndham Championship

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“She probably is. But why wouldn’t you do that, right? --Jason Dufner on comments that his wife Amanda is “too hot" for him.
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“[The Tour] eats them up. As good as they are, and we see them on the range and we go, I'd love to hit the golf ball like that guy or that kid or whatever, and six months later he's struggling for his card and he's gone off the Tour.” --Padraig Harrington on how difficult it is for young players to get comfortable on the PGA Tour.
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“I've always wanted to be short.” --Six-foot-tall Michelle Wie on how she came up with her new bent-over putting stance.
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“And you know now that he’s come out against “Baba Booey,” they’re going to Baba Booey him to death.” --Howard Stern on Ian Poulter complaining about fans yelling “Baba Booey,” a Howard Stern Show catchphrase.
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“Let’s see, ’96 or ’97. Navy Golf Course [in Cypress, Calif.] -- it was either after my third U.S. Amateur win or my Masters win in 1997. Fifteen bucks, I think it was. I was back home for a visit. They told me that I was no longer of age to be a dependent of my dad. They said I could still play, but I’d have to pay.” --Tiger Woods on the last time he paid for a round of golf.
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“I don't think our careers should be defined by majors even though that's how it is and it's probably how it always will be." --2012 U.S. Open champion Webb Simpson on the importance of winning majors.
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“That’s not golf.” --Stacy Lewis after 25-minute ruling delay during her Solheim Cup match.
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“It's neat he does come out here and do it because I don't know, that even we were allowed to, I don't know that I could go play pick-up ball with him and Dwight Howard.” --Bill Haas on NBA player and fellow Wake Forest Demon Deacon Chris Paul playing golf.
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“Bill Russell used to throw up before every game. “ --U.S. Solheim Cup captain Meg Mallon on Jessica Korda throwing up on the first hole of her Friday match and then winning the match.
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“Here is the thing: It's one week, it's just golf. It's my brother's wedding. It's my brother. I'm the best man of the better men, therefore I'm going to be there and I love them both.” --Zach Johnson on why he’s skipping the Barclays to attend his brother’s wedding.