PETA Suggests Andrew Johnston Go By 'Tofu' Not 'Beef'

PETA Suggests Andrew Johnston Go By ‘Tofu’ Not ‘Beef’

Andrew "Beef" Johnston's nickname has come under attack by PETA. You did not misread that.
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You can add “animal product nicknames” to the list of things PETA is against.

In a letter to Andrew “Beef” Johnston, PETA’s Kate Smith (described in a release as a “celebrity liason,” which is a thing for some reason), sent Beef some tofu sausages and suggested he change his nickname from “Beef” to “Tofu.” 

Andrew “Tofu” Johnston. I wish I were kidding. Is PETA kidding? We aren’t sure. Here’s a snippet from the letter: 

“Dear Andrew,

Congratulations on all your success this year! Like many others, we’ve been enthusiastically following your career, and we thought we’d send you a gift of delicious vegan steaks and burgers in the hope that you’ll consider adopting a kinder, healthier vegan lifestyle, which would pave the way for a new nickname: Andrew ‘Tofu’ Johnston.”

Johnston, who said he goes by “Beef” because his curly hair looks like a side of beef, one of his friends once told him, recently signed an endorsement deal with Arby’s.