Steven Bowditch was the worst golfer on the PGA Tour last season. That's not a particularly hot take. A slew of metrics and statistics support the assertion, and even Bowditch himself would likely agree.
The 33-year-old Aussie actually kicked off the 2015-16 season reasonably well, tying for 10th at the limited-field Hyundai Tournament of Champions. A month later he tied for 41st at Pebble Beach, but the fun times quickly took an exit ramp off 17-Mile Drive. Over the next three months Bowditch failed to break par. Nestled in that woeful spring was the no-cut WGC-Cadillac Championship where Bowditch played four rounds at Doral and never once broke 80. A week later, at the Valspar, he continued the 80-plus streak with a first-round 81.
That marked the nadir of Bowditch's season, but things never got much better. In 26 total starts in 2015-16, Bowditch failed to break 80 on 12 separate occasions, finishing his season with a cumulative score of 214 over par. Below is a chart of several players’ cumulative scores in relation to par from event to event. Two names you'll see below are Brendon Todd and Peter Malnati, both included because they struggled mightily as well. Todd has missed 20 consecutive cuts in stroke play events and Malnati missed 18 of 19 cuts at one point during the season. Bowditch was still much more over par than either of those two. When he bombed, he bombed hard.
When you analyze Bowditch's struggles from a strokes gained perspective, his season looks even worse. The PGA Tour maintained strokes gained averages for 185 players from 2016. Bowditch finished dead last, and it wasn't even close. His strokes gained average was 64% worse than anyone else's.
Bowditch was 3.209 strokes worse than the field average in the 55 rounds he recorded last year. Robert Allenby finished 184th in strokes gained, albeit in 14 fewer rounds, but lost just 1.95 strokes per round. So the second-worst golfer, strokes gained-wise, was still a stroke better per round than Bowditch was. Just one player in the ShotLink era (David Gossett in ’04—sorry, David!) finished a season with a worse average. Those 3.209 strokes lost per round looks like this.
Bowditch’s undoing came off the tee (where he hit a Tour-worst 43.02% of his fairways) and on his approaches (where he hit just 54.46% of his greens in reg; only Todd was less efficient). His short game also faltered. What once was the best facet of his game was worse than Tour average last year for the first time since 2011. Way worse. He finished dead last in scrambling, getting up and down with less than 50% of the time.
For all his woes, though, Bowditch unquestionably led the Tour in one key category: self-deprecation. To wit:
Couple more WD's and I will slip inside the top 10 with +30. — Bowdo (@bowdo83) June 30, 2016
Alas, there was some good news among all the gloominess. Bowditch still managed to earn $458,891 last season, good for 158th on the money list -- a far cry from his 185th-best form.
Bowditch’s Tour wins in 2014 and '15 earned him spots in the no-cut WGCs that ensure a paycheck. Those three starts alone helped him rake in a cumulative $158,500, slightly more than 34% of his season earnings.
If anything, Bowditch’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad season is evidence that no matter how bad things get on the PGA Tour, life can still be pretty good.