Have you ever hurt yourself trying to imitate Camilo Villegas? Then you might be a slow player.
Angus Murray
Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Do you carry a ball retriever?
Yes (2)
No (0)

\nHow many times per round do you check your e-mail?
Never (0)
1-3 times (1)
4-6 times (3)
You bring your laptop to the course (5)

\nDo you hear groans when you step onto the tee box?
Yes (3)
No (0)

\nHave you ever hurt yourself trying to imitate Camilo Villegas?
Yes (2)
No (0)

\nHow long do you spend chatting up the cart girl?
No time (0)
1-3 minutes (1)
4-6 minutes (3)
You don't leave till you get her number (5)

\nWould you consider ordering a soufflé at the turn?
Yes (5)
No (0)

\nDo you have a post-shot routine?
Yes (3)
No (0)

\nDo you often leave the cart carrying three or more clubs?
Yes (3)
No (0)

\nDo you often leave the cart carrying a compass and a flare?
Yes (5)
No (0)

\nDo you carry two rangefinders - one to check yardages and another to confirm that your first rangefinder is accurate?
Yes (5)
No (0)

\nDo you plumb-bob?
Yes (3)
No (0)

\nDo you plumb-bob on the tee box?
Yes (5)
No (0)

\nWould you consider yourself a "deliberate" player?
Yes (4)
No (0)

\nAnswer Key
0 ... Who are you - Usain Bolt?
1-5 ... You're slow-ish
6-10 ... You're slow
11+... Seriously?

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