That's probably what Ed Martinez, superintendent of Deerwood Golf Course in Kingwood, Texas, thought when he went to change a cup on March 13.
When he got there, he discovered a creature lurking in the hole that was like something out of a nightmare.
The giant gator spotted last week in Florida was troubling enough -- but can you imagine stumbling onto this creature as you bend over to retrieve your ball from the cup?
"Yep not changing this cup today!! #hatesnakes" was the caption on this photo posted to Ed's Twitter.
Don't worry Ed, we don't blame you!