The Champions Tour announced this week that it will follow whatever steroid policy the PGA Tour establishes. Here are the top 10 reasons for the decision to test the golfers on the senior circuit:
10. Geritol -- Now with HGH!
9. All of a sudden Mike Reidis growing facial hair.
8. Morris Hatalsky's deltoids looking too good to be true.
7. Seve: I'm hitting it farther into the trees than ever!
6. Brad (Dr. Dirt) Bryant writing "prescriptions" again.
5. Tom Kite's 'roid rages getting downright dangerous.
3. It's really the only way to stop mistaking Larry Nelsonfor Willie Nelson.
2. Jack Nicklaus's ceramic hip appears to be growing.
1. Because the only thing better than winning the Charles Schwab Cup is filling it!