Thursday, February 22, 2007
If there is one thing that we can't read enough about in your columns, it is flatulence. So give us an inside-the-ropes insight on gas. Who are the Tour leaders, which caddies are forced to walk alone, who has had to back away from putts thanks to their playing partner's indelicacies and, of course, does Tiger's gas stink?

I'm a 46-year-old black male who despised golf for no other reason than because I thought it was a "good-old-boy sport." Then along came Tiger. Now I find myself reading and watching everything I can get my hands on. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better, I find your columns. I have been reading them for the last year or so and I can't get enough. Thank you for some of the best laughs I have ever had. There is nothing like trying to explain to my wife what you're talking about. It's one of the last bastions in my marriage where I still get the last word! Thanks.

Do you feel, as I do, that every pro who says "we did this" or "we did that" when talking about his round should pay his caddie 50 percent?

I enjoy your television work and your column. What I don't enjoy is tuning in to watch golf and having to wait 45 minutes to an hour to find out full-field scores. There must be a logical reason for this, since every network carrying golf does the same exact thing. The possible reason for such a delay, however, totally escapes me. If you know the reason, could you please pass it along to me? I hate to be the only person in America so ignorant that I cannot understand executive decisions such as this.
-- Bob Wright, Niceville, FL

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