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The Definitive Power Ranking of the Celebrities in the 2016 AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am

Pebble Beach Pro-Am Attracts Star-Studded Field
Jordan Spieth, Jason Day, Wayne Gretzky and Larry Fitzgerald are just a handful of attendees at the star-studded AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am this week.

In professional golf, player rankings are pretty much clear-cut. In celebrity golf, it’s a different story. The metrics are subjective, derived from an inexact calculus of game and fame. With the granddaddy of all pro-ams returning to Pebble Beach this week, we crunched the numbers, such as they are, to arrive at a Celebrity Golfer Power Rating (CGPR) for the biggest names in the field. Here are the results in descending order.

10. CHRIS BERMAN

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Chris Berman reacts after a shot on the 18th hole during the 3M Celebrity Challenge before the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Pebble Beach Golf Links on February 11, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 4 (out of 10)

A long-time Pro-Am participant, the ESPN announcer is a well-known face around Pebble Beach. He’s also a well-known voice to golf fans. For better or worse.

GOLF RATING: 2 (out of 10)

Put it this way, they don’t call him “Boomer” for the way he hits the ball.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 4 (out of 10)

As bad as his game is, it’s still better to watch him hacking on the tee box than it is to hear him barking silly nicknames from the tower.

OVERALL CGPR: 10 (out of 30)

9. KUNAL NAYYAR

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Actor Kunal Nayyar attends the 5th Annual George Lopez Celebrity Golf Classic at Lakeside Golf Club on May 7, 2012 in Toluca Lake, California.

FAME RATING: 7

“The Big Bang Theory” is not the latest distance-boosting golf tip. It’s a wildly popular sitcom. And this British-Indian actor is one of its stars.

GOLF RATING: 4

Not much of a golfer, but he seems to be a gamer. At least judging by his own account of a putting lesson he got from Tiger Woods. 

WATCHABILITY RATING: 4

Spectator #1: This dude seems likable enough, but he’s not all that exciting. What do you say we follow someone else?”



Spectator #2: Nayyar talking!

OVERALL CGPR: 15

8. ANDY GARCIA

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Actor Andy Garcia hits a tee shot on the fifth hole during the first round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at Monterey Peninsula Country Club on February 12, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 6

He’s the Web.com Tour’s Al Pacino. But that still counts for something.

GOLF RATING: 6

A member of Lakeside Country Club in Los Angeles, Garcia gets it around nicely. A little too nicely, some have said. Consider the grumbling in 1997, when Garcia entered this event as an 18-handicap only to shoot an even-par 36 on his own ball during the second round at Poppy Hills. He and partner Paul Stankowsi won the pro-am by three-strokes with a record-breaking score of 43-under par. Tournament officials responded by trimming Garcia’s handicap to 10.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 3

The Godfather III was unwatchable, but Garcia earned an Oscar nomination for his role in it, so we figure he must have some magnetism.

OVERALL CGPR: 15

7. LARRY THE CABLE GUY

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Larry The Cable Guy celebrates a putt during the Diamond Resorts Invitational at The Golden Bear Club at Keene's Point in Wintermere, Fla., on Saturday, Jan. 16, 2016.

FAME RATING: 7

If you think plumb-bobbing is hard to figure, try wrapping your mind around the fact that this guy’s been known to rake in up to $250,000 per show.

GOLF RATING: 4

A 20-handicap, he had a golf simulator and putting green installed at his Nebraska home in hopes of getting better. By his own account, he just keeps getting worse.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 7

Check out that cheerful guy with the burly build, the beard, and the fondness for cut-off sleeves and camo. So what if he can barely hit it? Squint and he looks just like Boo Weekley.

OVERALL CGPR: 18

T-5. KENNY G

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Musician Kenny G. in action during the second round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Spyglass Hill Golf Course on February 13, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 8

Your mother was right. You really should have stuck with the saxophone.

GOLF RATING: 8

Did your mom happen to mention that the Sultan of Smooth also plays to scratch?

WATCHABILITY RATING: 4

Not to rub it in, but you could learn a thing or two from that bland repetition. We don’t mean his music. We mean his swing.

OVERALL CGPR: 20

T-5. JOSH DONALDSON

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Toronto Blue Jays third baseman Josh Donaldson hits a grounder to end the game in Game 6 of the 2015 ALCS at Kauffman Field.

FAME RATING: 5

The Toronto Blues Jays slugger won the American League MVP, which makes him a pretty big deal. That he got his Major League start with the Oakland A’s only ramps up his name recognition around these parts.

GOLF RATING: 8

Like Tiger Woods, he appeared on TV as a toddler, demonstrating a sweet golf swing. Unlike Tiger, he’ll be out there this weekend, banging balls 300-plus-yards off the tee.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 7

Because in golf, as in baseball, we all dig the long ball.

OVERALL CGPR: 20

4. RAY ROMANO

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Comedian Ray Romano watches his tee on the fifth hole during the first round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at Monterey Peninsula Country Club on February 12, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 9

Everybody doesn’t love Raymond. But enough people like him that he’s earned an Emmy, legions of loyal fans and an estimated net worth of $130 million.

GOLF RATING: 5

A season spent as one of Hank Haney’s “projects” didn’t appear to do his game much good. If golf swings were sit-coms, Romano’s would have its own laugh-track.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 7

You look at the guy, with his Everyman persona and his antsy putting stroke, and you think, ‘I could do that.’ No, you couldn’t. Otherwise, he’d be watching you.

OVERALL CGPR: 21

3. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

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Justin Timberlake watches a tee shot during the 2012 Ryder Cup Captains & Celebrity Scramble at Medinah Country Golf Club on September 25, 2012 in Medinah, Illinois.

FAME RATING: 9

A former member of the Mickey Mouse Club, Timberlake was a child star by age 10. Or roughly seven years before Jordan Spieth.

GOLF RATING: 8

Maybe it’s the nimbleness that comes from all that dancing. Or the fact that he took lessons from Butch Harmon. Whatever the case, Timberlake is a legit single-digit with a swing that stays pretty much NSYNC.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 5

Kudos to golf for attempting to appeal to a younger demographic. Then again, what are you, 12?

OVERALL CGPR: 22

2. WAYNE GRETZKY

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Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky hits a shot in practice for the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Monterey Peninsula Country Club on February 11, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 9

No disrespect to DJ, but the 11-time Tour winner is nowhere near as famous as his father-in-law-to-be.

GOLF RATING: 5

By his own admission, when he moves from ice to grass, The Great One morphs into a mediocrity.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 9

Star-wattage of this kind is worth following for at least a few holes. Especially if Paulina’s in the gallery.

OVERALL CGPR: 23

1. BILL MURRAY

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Actor Bill Murray tosses his putter on the fifth green during the third round of the AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am at the Pebble Beach Golf Links on February 14, 2015 in Pebble Beach, California.

FAME RATING: 10

Yes, there’s more to his career than Caddyshack. But no, there doesn’t need to be. He played Carl Spackler. ‘Nuff said.

GOLF RATING: 8

And to top it all off, when feels like trying, he golfs his ball like a young Ty Webb.

WATCHABILITY RATING: 10

Highly interactive, hugely entertaining, and wholly irreplaceable. He blows away the rest of the celebrity field.

OVERALL CGPR: 28

 

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