As our own Gary Van Sickle has reported, logistics are a bit of a problem at the PGA Championship, it being on an island and all. So how do you survive Glory's Last Traffic Jam on the access road to Kiawah Island? Same way you did as a kid: Use your Imagination!
If you're like Scott Michaux, golf writer for the Augusta Chronicle, that means imagining you're part of something more exciting. Like the mob.
Michaux filmed the bus trip from the media hotel to the media tent, and set the footage to the Sopranos theme song. Spoiler alert: his South Carolina drive includes more trees and golf courses, and fewer smokestacks, toll booths and pink pigs than the original. Here's the "The Road to Kiawah" in full: