Zoeller might be one of the funniest characters ever to play professional golf. He was the 70's version of John Daly, a quirky player with a homegrown golf swing and a crowd-pleasing personality. Zoeller yapped with galleries everywhere and was the tour's most popular entertainer in his heyday. He earned 10 PGA Tour titles, including playoff wins in the 1979 Masters and the 1984 U.S. Open. His public image took a serious hit in 1997 when he infamously offered his predictions on Tiger Woods's potential menu choices for the '98 Champions Dinner. That mis-step behind him, we'd love to see him tweeting insights on life, today's golf scene and his own vodka brand.