You may find this difficult to believe, but the Ryder Cup's storied 81-year history includes players with an even better record than my vaunted 1-1-1 mark. With the biennial event upon us, here are my picks for the all-time Ryder Cup all-stars, with players from both sides of the pond. I trust these 12 titans will adhere to Captain Feherty's strict rules: No practice allowed, except in the bar, and the order of Sunday singles shall be determined by a hiskey-chugging contest. (Thank god I'm not playing.)