Colin Montgomerie

The lumbering Scot was the embodiment of moody, and his rabbit ears seemed to hear every crinkly hot dog wrapper and every broken twig under every offending loafer in the gallery. His churlishness made him the player American fans most loved to hate, but he had an engaging side, too, which surfaced in pre-tournament press conferences. Hence his nickname in the U.K.: "Wonderful on Wednesdays."