Most Expensive Pro-Am: AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am (left)
The famed 'Crosby Clambake' has about 50 spots open each year for guys like you who dream of playing Pebble alongside the likes of Phil Mickelson and Dan Marino. All you'll need is cash and persistence. You have to write to the Monterey Peninsula Foundation, which decides who plays. If you're accepted, you'll get complimentary practice rounds, hospitality all week, and goodies like Ecco shoes and Waterford Crystal wine glasses.
Price tag: $12,800

Most Expensive Club: Sebonack Golf Club
It took a reported $120 million to create this Tom Doak/Jack Nicklaus creation that sits between National Golf Links of America and Shinnecock Hills on the eastern end of Long Island, N.Y. It will cost you less to join, if you're invited, but it's still no bargain. Benefits of membership include cottages to stay on-site and a terrific layout that made GOLF Magazine's Top 100 Courses ranking just a year after opening.
Price tag: $650,000