Remember the time Arnold Palmer made a two in Japan? Gary Player does, and quite frankly, it was disgusting.
You can watch the the Black Knight tell the story to Golf Channel in all its gruesome detail on Deadspin.
Ah, Masters week. The trill of birdsong. The thrill of Amen Corner. The buzzkill of Gary Player discussing excrement.
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