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Losing is no fun — or so the losers tell me — but do you notice how TV keeps running those blooper reels and lowlight segments? Last Saturday, for example, they showed this endless loop of Phil Mickelson hitting a wedge shot to the 13th green at Torrey Pines South. The ball would land on the front of the green, spin back and roll down a steep bank to the feet of the chagrined golfer, who would then step over to his bag and clean the club face with a towel. They aired this once, twice, three times, until I finally got exasperated and said, "Enough with the replays!" At which point a colleague pointed out, "No, it's live."
It turned out I was watching Mickelson make a quadruple-bogey 9. That little indiscretion, captured for posterity, took the winner of 34 PGA Tour titles out of contention for his first U.S. Open title as effectively as if he had trudged back down past the 13th tee and jumped off the cliff.
For a less-protracted example of loserdom, I offer the second-round screwup of Adam Scott. The world's third-ranked player was three over par when he missed a short birdie putt on the 18th green, and he would have stayed that way if he hadn't tried to tap it in from 10 inches while wobbling on one foot. When Scott's ball spun out, the shocked gasp-groan of the grandstand crowd was loud enough to send crows flying off the rooftops of the Torrey Pines Lodge.
So while losing may not be fun, it can certainly be entertaining. This year's Open was typical in that a dozen or so players rode the leader board long enough to indulge dangerous fantasies of victory. Geoff Ogilvy, the 2006 champion, pulled within a stroke of the lead on Sunday before stumbling home in 39 to tie for ninth. Ernie Els, struggling to return to the championship form he showed at the 1994 and '97 Opens, triple-bogeyed 15 (a la Mickelson) on Sunday (taking three lumps instead of four) and finished a lackluster 14th. There was even an eccentric Swede to assume the position once held by Jesper Parnevik at major championships: Robert Karlsson, whose tie for fourth proved that a golfer with a 6' 5" frame and a yen for mind-expanding experiences can do big things in a major.
Some of the, uh, victory-challenged were thwarted by greens that went bump in the daytime. Second-round leader Stuart Appleby, for instance, four-putted the 5th hole on Saturday. After missing another short one later in his round, Appleby snatched the ball out of the cup, fumbled it and then joined his caddie in glaring back toward the cup as if it were inhabited by mole crickets. After holing out for a 79, Appleby raised his hand in mock triumph and grinned for the grandstands.
The biggest, most spectacular, most practiced and in the end most gracious loser? That would be Mickelson, whose eagerness to add to his three major titles is so transparent that detractors suspect that he practices victory speeches in front of the shaving mirror. Lefty was a pretournament favorite at Torrey Pines because he was a San Diegan playing before friends and family on a course where he had won three Buick Invitationals and because — oh, yeah — he's the second best player in the world. The latter obviously meant a lot. But the former?
