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Maybe you were watching on TV, Saturday evening, when everything went haywire on the South course at Torrey Pines. In the last act the One Who Controls All Ratings went bomb, bogey, par, par, swish, bomb. The U.S. Open had turned into the Masters, the bleachers were shaking, the Nielsen ratings were spiking and in a dank trailer in the television compound on the gorgeous top of the Torrey Pines cliffs, Dick Ebersol, the chairman of NBC Sports — a sophisticate, a businessman, a sports fan — was raising his arms and yelping.
Luckily for Ebersol, one of his employees was not hyperventilating, and that made all the difference. Following Tiger Woods for NBC was Roger Maltbie, the former Tour player and veteran announcer who was juggling his NBC microphone, a tuna salad sandwich and a yardage book, all while calming down overserved fans chanting Ra-ja, Ra-ja, Ra-ja. Maltbie, known in the NBC broadcast trailer as the Course Whisperer, his voice deepened by many years of Marlboro Lights, responded to Woods's trio of magic tricks with barely perceptible head nods and murmured words, his white mustache brushing up against the orangey-red foam cover of his mike.
At the very moment that Tiger, spent and sore, was coming out of the scorer's room, the other man of the hour, everyman Rocco Mediate, was playing the final hole. This scenario presented the NBC producers with the kind of problem they live for. Their goal, especially on Saturday and Sunday of a major or a Ryder Cup or a Presidents Cup, is to show as much live TV as possible. Play won't stop for an interview, but an interview, at least in theory, can wait for play. Maltbie's job was to stall Woods. He put an arm around Tiger's shoulder — for starters, very few people are allowed to make physical contact with His Golfing Highness — dropped his mike to his hip and, with a mellowness induced by many good nights spent with the better California reds, said, "Let me tell ya, I've seen you do some s---, but that was something else."
Woods laughed out loud and said, "Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it?"
And then Maltbie gave Tiger the lay of the land, TV-style: He explained that they were waiting on Rocco on 18, and that afterward they would go live to Rog and Tiger and that he would be asking Tiger about his eagles on 13 and 18 and his chip-in birdie on 17, and that he'd wrap things up with a question about his knee. Tiger gave a tired nod. He was in. He was with Rog, with whom he's done scores of interviews going back to his amateur days. Woods waited around for two minutes — an eternity — the red light went on and Maltbie went right into his questions, concluding with a two-parter about Woods's knee.
"Is it getting worse day by day?" Tiger said, repeating Maltbie's Part II word for word. "Yes, it is."
There was the hint of a pause, just long enough for Maltbie to realize that he wasn't going to get a single word more out of Tiger on the subject. He did that quick spin-to-the-camera move used by generations of Action News reporters on various local 11 o'clock news programs and said, "Dan, back to you!" (Maltbie uses an exclamation mark about once a year.) Anchor Dan Hicks, in the NBC booth on 18, picked it up from there, and Maltbie and Woods both cracked up. In the rumble of their laughter you could feel the pressure and tension of playing in the U.S. Open, and working in live TV. For anybody watching the exchange up close — Tiger's agent, Mark Steinberg, and Craig Smith, a USGA media official, among others — it was mesmerizing.
Later that evening Maltbie and some other NBCers — Hicks, Jimmy Roberts, Bob Costas, network communications executive Brian Walker — met up, in staggered shifts, at an old-school San Diego steak house, Donovan's, conveniently located by their Marriott hotel. Maltbie still had on his NBC golf shirt and his industrial-strength khakis, while Roberts, an interviewer and essayist, was in his workday coat and tie. The conversation went from Maltbie's son's high school graduation on Friday to the broadcasting legacy left by Jim McKay to Barack Obama's VP pick to Tiger's ability to let his legend grow. Every few minutes you'd hear two names commonly attached to eight-year-old pitching prospects, Tommy this and Johnny that. They, of course, didn't need to add the surnames: Tommy Roy, 49, the executive producer for golf at NBC, and Johnny Miller, 61, the lead golf analyst.
