The fine for a caddie being on the green — to work with his player's mechanics or retrieve balls from the cup — is $500.
The policy even applies to the chipping area, and it's peculiar to see players hit three or four chips, then shag their own golf balls.
Count Juli Inkster among those who think the policy is bordering on ridiculous.
"You know what? It's women," she said when asked for a comment. "If you just put that down, everyone will know what you mean. Just capitalize 'women' and you don't need to explain anything else."
RITA REUNION: There were plenty of hugs to go around in the caddie lunch room Tuesday when longtime looper Greg Rita, who is battling brain cancer, stopped by for a visit.
Rita, who caddied for Curtis Strange when he won back-to-back U.S. Opens and for John Daly when he won the British Open, had a malignant tumor removed and recently overcame a nasty bout with pneumonia. He is going through physical, cognitive and rehabilitative therapy five days a week.
"I played hooky today," said Rita, who looked fit and hopes to take his son to the zoo on Sunday.
Rita said a Golfweek magazine report that four-time major champion Raymond Floyd sent him a $50,000 check was overstated, saying the check was for $2,500 to help with expenses. But he was no less grateful, especially since he never worked for Floyd.
"I got his address from the check and wrote him a note," Rita said. "It was very kind of him."
SPIN OF THE WEEK: The PGA Tour says that 49 of the top 50 players in the FedEx Cup standings are at The Players Championship.
But it only has 45 of the top 50 from the world ranking, making it the fourth-strongest field of the year using that criteria, behind two World Golf Championships and the Masters.
DIVOTS: The Players Championship raised its prize money to $9.5 million, with $1.71 million going to the winner. ... The Golf Channel did not send a camera or even a reporter last week to the SemGroup Championship, where Lorena Ochoa was going for a record-tying fifth consecutive victory in six weeks. ... Of the 144-man field at The Players Championship, 101 players have won PGA Tour events. ... It took four months for someone named Kim to win this year. The surprise was that it happened on the PGA Tour, with Anthony Kim winning the Wachovia Championship. ... Phil Mickelson will try to become the first player to win back-to-back at The Players Championship. Jack Nicklaus tied for fifth in 1977, the best finish by a defending champion.
STAT OF THE WEEK: There has not been a playoff at The Players Championship since 1987, the longest streak on the PGA Tour.
FINAL WORD: "If he were here, I'd tease him and say he wasn't that much of a factor in the past. So what's the difference?" — Jim Furyk, on the absence of Tiger Woods at The Players Championship. Woods has not finished in the top 10 since winning in 2001.
