The Jed Clampett History Channel Award Boo Weekley was asked his thoughts about playing on a Ryder Cup team. He said he'd play if he was invited but he didn't know much about the event. "Justin Leonard made a putt once or something," he said. Yup. Sumpin' like 'at.
The Jed Clampett Institute of Mathematics A follow-up award goes to Weekley, who wrote down the wrong score on the 17th hole for Garcia, which led to Sergio's disqualification. Let's see, future fishing guide Boo Weekley is keeping your card and you don't double-check the numbers?
The MacArthur Park Award The winner is Graeme Storm, whose 15 minutes of fame included leading the first round with a 65. He rebounded with eight bogeys and a double the next day to shoot 76. At least he made the cut. Storm formerly worked in a cream cake factory as a tray cleaner when his golf career was on the rocks.
Lamest PGA Award Column You're too kind, you're beautiful. Ahem, I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible ...
