Memo to the LPGA: You need to check the 17th hole of the Dinah Shore course. Send a guy out there with a carpenter's level and a plumb bob. Get somebody in coveralls to search for loose floorboards and exposed wiring. Test for radon. Because there's clearly something wrong with the hole. It tripped up Lorena Ochoa last Saturday during the third round of the Kraft Nabisco Championship in Rancho Mirage, Calif., right when she was poised to win her first major championship and dethrone world No. 1 Annika Sorenstam.
Don't pinch pennies; hire an arborist. It was a big eucalyptus tree, after all, that leaned in and swatted down Ochoa's six-iron tee shot on the 173-yard par-3. That's how sweet Lorena wound up in a sub-basement lie about 30 yards short of the elevated, two-tier green-and if you keep receipts, check 'em, because the grass down there looks as if it hasn't been mowed since Valentine's Day.
Don't get me wrong; it was a hell of a tournament. The eventual champion, 18-year-old Morgan Pressel, played bogey-free golf and passed eight players in the final round to become the youngest-ever winner of a woman's major, and afterward all she could do was fan her face with her hand and choke out one "Oh, my God!" after another. And drama! You had Suzann Pettersen, the fiery Norwegian who had nearly beaten Ochoa the week before at the Safeway International, stepping onto the 15th tee with a four-stroke lead and walking off the 18th green, less than an hour later, with a one-third share of woulda'-coulda'-shoulda'.
Even so, you can't let one out-of-control hole decide your tournaments for you. Ochoa needed to win a major to validate the widely held perception that she's the new insuperable campeon de golf, and your bleedin' 17th hole got in her way.
Granted, this was one of those throw-up-your-hands tournaments in which the leaders swoon down the stretch and the trophy goes to someone who's been in the clubhouse for an hour answering e-mails and thumbing through the Bulgari catalog. (Pressel, a fast talker with more spunk than she can comfortably contain, hung around the Mission Hills putting green and practice range while the late finishers staggered in. She wisely resisted the temptation to whip out her BlackBerry and text-taunt her rival, 17-year-old Michelle Wie, who missed the tournament due to a wrist injury.)
This final round produced a Who's Who of backpedalers. Third-round leader Se Ri Pak, a five-time major champion trying to complete a career Grand Slam, bogeyed five of the last six holes. Paula (Pink Panther) Creamer-who at 20 already has three LPGA victories-shot a six-over 78 and dropped to 15th place. Catriona Matthew, a Solheim Cup veteran with three previous top 10s at the Kraft Nabisco, missed a short par putt on the last hole that would have forced a playoff. Any of them would have traded final rounds with Ochoa, who shot 72 and tied with Pak, four strokes-I repeat, four-behind Pressel.
O.K., you got me. I wanted Ochoa to win her first major. But so did most of the fans at Mission Hills.
Ochoa's galleries were the biggest, and her fans were the loudest. She's just a tiny thing, this 25-year-old out of the University of Arizona, but she has one country, Mexico, wrapped around her little finger and another country, the U.S., trying to remember why it wanted to build a wall along the border.
She's a guileless sweetheart. She's also the woman who won six tournaments and $2.6 million in 2006, ending Sorenstam's five-year run as player of the year. If Ochoa won the Kraft Nabisco, we were told ad nauseam, she would even take Sorenstam's place at the top of the Rolex Rankings-which Ochoa conceded would be a thrill, but nothing that she was pushing for.
"I've been waiting for five years," she said last Friday. "Two weeks, three weeks, four weeks more is not a problem."