Will you do a pin-up calendar like the LPGA's Natalie Gulbis?
You're not going to see me in a calendar any time soon, although Natalie's is cool. I know Natalie and she signed a copy for me in Vegas at the Butch Harmon School.
What did Marie think of that?
That's why I left it in Vegas. She won't let me hang that up in the house.
What's the most memorable request or comment from a female fan? Some can get pretty brazen.
It's the older ladies who are a bit more straightforward with you, which is cool. It's fun to joke around a bit. For some reason they think they need their breasts signed. That's requested quite often.
Tell me about it. Fred Couples told me he's received some interesting mail from the ladies.
Oh, boy. I've had a couple propositions where they'd love to have a game of golf with you if you're ever in, you know, Shreveport or something. I haven't got any letters smelling of perfume, but I have got a few notes on the golf course. I got one at the (2004) Booz Allen. I had a look at it on the way to the tee before the final round.
And how'd that turn out?
I won the tournament! It got me so excited that I won the tournament. But then, unfortunately, I had to get on a plane and go back to London. I think she wanted to play a little night golf.
Was she one of those brazen older ladies?
No! A brazen young woman. What's the best Tour stop for the ladies?
I hear the Byron Nelson (in Irving, Texas), but I've never been there. And I've never been to Phoenix either.
Who's a bigger flirt, you or Sergio?
Sergio. If he says me, he's lying.
Who's a better closer?
He is.
Really?
He's single.
Let's say you're both single.
Sergio. He's got the gift of the gab, that guy. He's smooth. I don't know what they see in him, but he's smooth.
You're not going to see me in a calendar any time soon, although Natalie's is cool. I know Natalie and she signed a copy for me in Vegas at the Butch Harmon School.
What did Marie think of that?
That's why I left it in Vegas. She won't let me hang that up in the house.
What's the most memorable request or comment from a female fan? Some can get pretty brazen.
It's the older ladies who are a bit more straightforward with you, which is cool. It's fun to joke around a bit. For some reason they think they need their breasts signed. That's requested quite often.
Tell me about it. Fred Couples told me he's received some interesting mail from the ladies.
Oh, boy. I've had a couple propositions where they'd love to have a game of golf with you if you're ever in, you know, Shreveport or something. I haven't got any letters smelling of perfume, but I have got a few notes on the golf course. I got one at the (2004) Booz Allen. I had a look at it on the way to the tee before the final round.
And how'd that turn out?
I won the tournament! It got me so excited that I won the tournament. But then, unfortunately, I had to get on a plane and go back to London. I think she wanted to play a little night golf.
Was she one of those brazen older ladies?
No! A brazen young woman. What's the best Tour stop for the ladies?
I hear the Byron Nelson (in Irving, Texas), but I've never been there. And I've never been to Phoenix either.
Who's a bigger flirt, you or Sergio?
Sergio. If he says me, he's lying.
Who's a better closer?
He is.
Really?
He's single.
Let's say you're both single.
Sergio. He's got the gift of the gab, that guy. He's smooth. I don't know what they see in him, but he's smooth.