This week in golf-related crime, a clumsy thief who was trying to steal a set of golf clubs in Phoenix was caught on a home security camera face-planting on the sidewalk with the bag in his hands.
In the video from Crime Watch Daily, a red getaway car arrives next to the open garage with the trunk popped, but before the burglar can reach it, he stumbles and takes a wild tumble into the street. Although he did eventually regain control of his limbs and make off with the clubs, police were easily able to identify the suspect from the (pretty embarrassing) footage.
This lawbreaker needs to work on his exits. Not to mention the karma he'll now receive from the golf gods.