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Extra Spin Looks at John Daly's Plans for the Senior Tour

Photo: Gary Locke

John Daly scales the famous Rocky steps at the Philadelphia Art Museum.

​John Daly is 50! Extra Spin has obtained a copy of J.D.'s goals for his first year on the senior circuit.

April 28 Wow, the big five-oh! Begin training for debut at Insperity Invitational, May 6–8. World, meet a whole new J.D.!

May 1 Costco run: cigs, choc. milk, peanut butter Ritz Bits, Ben & Jerry's. Protein, baby!

May 5 Gas up/wash/wax my ride. Slap on fresh "If the RV's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'" bumper sticker.

May 6 Grip it and rip it! Long John is back, baby!

May 7 Mess with Langer, ask him if he's noticed the hitch in his backswing. Heh-heh.

June 9 Senior Players, in Philly. Run (or walk?) up Rocky Balboa steps @ art museum!

July 8 Dick's Sporting Goods Open. Ask CEO if interested in fashion-performance Loudmouth Spanx.

July 21 Senior Open, Carnoustie. Cadbury? Yes! Ladbrokes? Just say no, bro.

July 25 PGA Championship, Baltusrol. Avoid making 10 on par 3 & helicoptering iron into water.

Aug. 8 U.S. Senior Open at Scioto. Ask Jack to sign some merch.

Aug. 22 Boeing Classic in Wash. Long-drive contest w/local boy Freddie?

Sept. 16 Nature Valley First Tee deal @ Pebble. Free granola bars? What's a "granola bar"?

Oct. 1 Endorse MedicAlert? "I've fallen and I can't get up and down." Lol!

Nov. 9 Golf w/Prez elect Trump. Talk biz, hair care products, pros & cons of marrying models.

Nov. 10 Schwab Cup Champs. Need some good sleep. Move bus from Hooters to Cracker Barrel.

Dec. 9 Father-Son, Orlando. Tee up w/Little John!

Dec. 30 Gas up/wash/wax RV. Text Tiger HBD. "Just nine more years and you're mine, T-Dub."

Dec. 31 So long, '16. Party hard. Chocolate Ensure Mudslides? Hell, why not?

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