The definitive ranking of 21 common ball markers (plus what your marker says about you)

Wednesday July 5th, 2017
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During the second round of the U.S. Women's Open earlier this month, Fox Sports analyst Brad Faxon brought up a fantastic point. Playing the par-4 5th hole at Trump Bedminster, So Yeon Ryu chipped onto the green and watched her ball slowly track toward the cup and then ... stop. Her ball rolled into her playing partner's ball mark, hopped into the air and lost its momentum. 

"You know what?" Faxon said. "Everybody out there, stop being selfish and marking with your big, favorite casino coin," he said. "Put a penny on the ground. … I can't stand it."

We hear you, Fax, yet ball markers should be more than just coins or throwaway souvenirs you grab from the pro shop. They ought to be statement pieces. They should tell stories about you: your hometown, home club, favorite course, favorite team.

So which marker type reigns supreme? Behold, the definitive ranking of 21 common markers, plus what each marker says about its owner. Some are functional. Others not so much. But if you don't have at least one of these, do yourself a favor and pick one up, because the guy or gal who borrows a marker on the 1st green is the absolute worst.

21. Tee/divot tool
C'mon, you're not even trying. 

20. Penny
You're a simple person. And cheap.

19. 50-cent piece
You're trying too hard.

18. Monogrammed marker
You were recently in a wedding party. 

17. Hat-clip marker
Nerd. 

16. Florescent tack
No, don't.

15. Poker chip
You love gambling, standing out and being obnoxious as hell.

14. Plain white tack
You're about as interesting as a DJ press conference.

13. Small marker that clips to glove
Old-school cool. But fair warning: You'll do well to play 18 without losing it.

12. Quarter
Simplicity at its finest. Not cheap like a penny, nickel or dime. Plus, this is close to the perfect size for a marker. By the way, do you pay attention to which side is up? If you do, then you're channeling your inner-Tiger Woods!

11. Poker chip with club/tournament logo
These are slightly better than normal poker chips because they have a golfy flair. But some would argue that these are better suited as paper weights on your office desk. After all, as Fax noted, your partners would appreciate not having to putt around this behemoth. It's all good, though—just be conscious of your partners' lines and no one will get hurt.

10. Pro team logo
Any team but the Browns.

9. PGA Tour event logo
Sure, The Greenbrier or John Deere aren't exactly circle-me-on-the calendar Tour stops, but they can still strike up a conversation about your golf travels.

8. Obscure private-club logo
Only acceptable if you belong to the club. 

7. College logo
You are a big supporter of your school and want everyone to know it. Mark that ball with pride!

6. PGA Championship logo
Not as prestigious as the Masters or Opens, but bonus points if it's from a year when you attended. That way you can tell your pals, "I got this on Sunday when Y.E. Yang beat what's-his-name at Hazeltine."

5. Bucket-list golf resort logo
Bandon? Streamsong? Kiawah? Go on with your bad self!

4. Top 100 private-club logo
Must you rub it in that you have a locker at Cypress Point? All right, we would too.

3. U.S./British Open logo
A keepsake, especially if you have been to the one you are using. Bonus points if it's Pebble or St. Andrews!

2. Masters logo
Baller. The best tournament of the year. It also brings up the obligatory, "Have you been to the Masters?" question. And if the answer is yes, you are now the coolest person in your foursome—until you top your next tee shot.

1. Augusta National Golf Club logo
If you are a Masters fan (aka, a golf fan), this is the green jacket of ball markers. Note: Most patrons can't buy this marker at the tournament because the Masters doesn't sell Augusta National gear at the Masters—only Masters gear. To get ANGC markers, hats, shirts and $70 ties, you need access to the pro shop to the right of the first fairway. Good luck with that.

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